Goin' Off Adult Unisex Tee Color:Heather Ice Blue White distressed retro arched text

White distressed retro arched text reads "Cute As" above a large tan/brown cartoon poo emoji character with big shiny eyes

bold block text reads "Deuces" followed by the tagline "Bringin' Heat" in quotes

and then lived out this exact nursery rhyme in real time

Patriotic comic-book energy on a red tee

And ignored

Goin' Off Adult Unisex Tee Color:Heather Ice Blue White distressed retro arched textEvery parent knows that moment. The sugar kicks in, the shoes come off, and suddenly your toddler is a one person fireworks show with zero regard for property or volume levels. Some kids simmer. Yours detonates. The Details: Features a retro cartoon firecracker character in red with a lit fuse and a yellow starburst explosion on top, holding a sparkler and flashing a mischievous grin. The text reads "Goin' Off" in bold block lettering with a red and